Gav: Danny, not even YOU could screw up spaghetti badly enough to attract a hazmat team. What happened?
Danny: I have multiple theories, the leading of which was the accidental mixing of pasta and anti-pasta.

Gav: What, "pasta-tron annihilation?" Come ON!
Danny: All I know is that there was a small explosion and my neighbor called the E.P.A. again...

Danny: And JUST because I keep a few curies of cobolt-60 in my refrigerator...!
Gav: THERE it is!