Jerry: So, quite a party last night...
Steve: OoOOoOooOoG! I'm never going to drink again!

Jerry: That's what you said after the last dorm party. You were drinking by the next weekend! Then, you said it again!

Steve: Ugh. I mean it this time!
Jerry: ...and you said THAT last time too! Face it, short term fun always trumps long term pain!
Steve: But WHY?!

Suzy Gee: Because if not, every one of us would be an only child...