Gav: In other Nukee news, it seems the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Repository is expected to cost fifty billion dollars over its lifetime...

Gav: How arrogant to put so much study into a big hole in the ground, as if it were our best solution for the next 10,000 years! Only 600 years ago, our "best solution" would've been to fling it off the edge of the earth!

Danny: I cannot think of anything funny about that. Read the next one...
Gav: Umm...scientists are now saying that with carbon nanotubes, a 62,000 mile elevator into space could be built for about $10 billion.

Gav: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Danny: I do not know. I am thinking of 17 hours of Kenny G.