Monday, September 1, 2003
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[[Outside club in the street]]
Gav: The jig is up casanovocaine! I'M taking her home...
Spiky haired guy: Hey, get your OWN, freak.
[[Gav pokes head into car where Suzy Gee is sitting nigh unto passed out]]
Gav: Suzy Gee? Wakey Wakey!
Spiky haired guy: I said TAKE OFF. The girl is MINE!
[[Gav pokes finger at 'The Date' and with irate face states]]
Gav: You've got a SERIOUS deathwish, mister! Now scurry home to the frat brothers before I shove a steel-toed safety boot up your ASS!!
Spiky haired guy: Brave words from a nerd in a lab coat!
Gav: YES, a LAB COAT! Could you repeat that to the bouncer?