Wednesday, September 24, 2003
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
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[[Side view of car on steep incline, racing down the street with Gav half hanging out the open driver's side door]]
Gav: Suzy Gee, my dear... we find ourselves in a bit of a sticky wicket. Now I'm not normally one to assign blame... But I blame DANNY.
[[View from passenger side, Suzy Gee in passenger seat still passed out, Gav has turned and is talking to her]]
Gav: DAMMIT GEE! WAKE UP and put on your SEATBELT!!
[[View from driver's side, Gav leans over to do up Suzy Gee's seat-belt whilst hanging onto steering wheel which turns]]
Gav; Mrf... gotta do EVERYTHING myself...
[[Three quarters view from above street, car has turned sideways and has flipped onto it's side]]
Gav: [[thinking]] When assigning fault in this insurance investigation, let the record reflect that the deceased actually reached OVER the handbrake to access her seatbelt.