Danny: I called Beatrice, a sysadmin in the physics department. She said we must search the EECS department for the legendary "alpha geek" and that you would be a great help to me.
[[Cart reads: Radio Flyer]]

Danny: We must venture deep into the fabled Soda Hall to find him, Friar Tux. It is a mysterious place -- almost nothing is known of it in our realm or to the outside world.

Danny: The last nukee to make this journey was never heard from again. Poor poor Bob the Wanderer.

Danny: Fortunately, it is right next door.
Left door scrawling: Abandon Windows, Ye Who Enter Here
Right door sign: Soda Hall