[[Danny and Linus are being led onto an elevator by reluctant EECS major Karen]]
Danny: So you will take me to the "Alpha Geek?"
Karen: Don't misalign your driveshaft, Nukee. I'll only take you as far as the first floor. You can take it up with the "Light and Industrial Magic" building offices.

Danny: I thought this was Soda Hall?
Karen: It is. Charles Soda gave $15 million for that honor. Other, less generous companies and individuals get administrative offices and such named after them. This Acheron Inc. Elevator, for instance...or the Lateway Custodial Closet.

Danny: What can I get for a buck?
Karen: I'll be more than happy to rename the Van Darin Ballpoint back at my desk?