Suzy Gee: There's anouther departmental colloquium today, Gav. You going?
Gav: What's the main attraction?

Suzy Gee: OREOS [tm], I think. But Ive heard humors of Milanos!
Gav: OOOH! Tough call!

Gav: No go, though. I can't afford to alert any faculty that I'm still a student here.

Suzy Gee: They can smell the smoke filtering up from the basement ... they know.
Gav: The fire marshal shouldn't have touched the levers on my Halloween costume!