Gav: Fine. I will admit that I'm appropriately dressed...
Bouncer: SAY IT!
Gav: I'm wearing a dress! Happy? NOW will you let us in?

Bouncer: Of course not. You didn't wait in line.
Gav: What's the POINT? You aren't letting ANYONE in!

Bouncer: Club's full. Fire safety.
Gav: Oh don't pull that crap! You and I both know this is just to make the place look more interesting than it actually is!

Bouncer: It's FUN, too.
Gav: PLEASE!! I gotta know what's in there!