Gav: Well, forget you, then! There are plenty of other clubs in this city with better beer and lower standards. Right, Suzy Gee?

Bouncer: Looks like your girlfriend agreed.
Gav: She's not my girlfriend. I'm just her driving bitch -- HEY! Where'd she go?

Bouncer: Ah. Yeah, something didn't make sense there.
Gav: Hey! I'll have you know that I've had no less that TWO hot girlfriends in the last 29 years!

Bouncer: Huh, imagine that.
Gav: Just one. The other one was real!