Nukees
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Monday, November 17, 2003
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COMIC TRANSCRIPTION:

Teri: I am required by my programming to protect your life, am I not? How can I do that if it's not in danger?
[[As Teri speaks, Jeannie trips on ejected cash register and hurls a variety of sharp eating utensils at Gav. Teri does nothing.]]

[[Gav pulls knives out of various body parts.]]
Gav: Look, Teri, just go back to how you would fail me before and only save me when the situation is really dire...

[[King Luca arrives and angrily pokes a spear up Gav's nose.]]
Gav: DIRE!! It's DIRE!
Teri: Call me when he hits brain.