Gav: Point being: You're cynical, bitter, mistrusting...you have a hyperinflated sense of self...you delight in the booting of small yipping dogs...you're ME.

Suzy Gee: I do NOT kick puppies! And I'm NOT YOU.
Gav: It's nothing to be ashamed of, Suzy Gee! I have MUCH to teach you!

Suzy Gee: FEH! Like what?
Gav: Lesson One: SELF-love is the only requited love.

Suzy Gee: What about self-LOATH?
Gav: No, that's universal.