Jezebel: Look, Gav, I know your kind. You were hurt once...BAD. So bad, that you turned your back on the world so that it could never hurt you again...

Gav: Not true. I get hurt on a daily basis.
Jezebel: But I'm telling you... There's someone out there you can trust implicitly. Someone who will love you no matter what a pathetic wretch you grow up to be...

Gav: Yeah? We'll see when I forget a third mother's day in a row...
Jezebel: Okay, two someones...