Jezebel: I'm talking about JESUS, you freak. He loves you and always will.
Gav: AH! Jesus is GAY!

Gav: Wait, don't you have to follow Jesus' example?!
Jezebel: Of course.

Gav: Then YOU have to love me, too. No matter what?
Jezebel: Uh ... Well ... Yes ...

Gav: Suddenly, I see the exploitable allure of this religion!
Jezebel: I used to love our old, blind, smelly family dog, but we were all happier after we put it down ...