Monday, December 26, 2005
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
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Jezebel: I'm talking about JESUS, you freak. He loves you and always will.
Gav: AH! Jesus is GAY!
Gav: Wait, don't you have to follow Jesus' example?!
Jezebel: Of course.
Gav: Then YOU have to love me, too. No matter what?
Jezebel: Uh ... Well ... Yes ...
Gav: Suddenly, I see the exploitable allure of this religion!
Jezebel: I used to love our old, blind, smelly family dog, but we were all happier after we put it down ...