Wednesday, November 26, 1997
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Shea: It was nice of your mom to have me over for thanksgiving dinner, Gav.
Someone offpanel: Gav, would you please say grace?
Gav: I'd just like to give thanks that I'm not this turkey, having been ruthlessly decapitated, plucked, roasted, and my innards replaced with wet croutons.
Shea: When did you turn vegetarian?
Gav: Just the opposite. Experience shows I end up taking home more leftovers this way.
Someone offpanel: That's the last time Gav says grace!
Gav: Oooh! An unexpected bonus!