Friday, August 22, 2003
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
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Bartender: Make it quick. Bar closes in one minute.
Gav: THANK YOU! A Guinness, please!
Gav: You may even let it settle for only 59 seconds instead of the requisite one minute and 59 seconds...
Bartender: We don't serve Guinness here.
Gav: A pint of Bacardi 151 and a book of matches, please...
Bartender: Oh, don't think I haven't heard THAT one before.