Monday, August 25, 2003
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
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Bartender: Here's a SHOT of 151. Now behave yourself. That'll be eight dollars.
Bartender: Don't want it? Fine.
Bartender: BAR'S CLOSED!
Gav: I'll take it.
Gav: I can't believe this place: Packed ass to gill with sweaty overbite-dancing posers and a thirty minute wait to get an eight dollar shot from the rudest bartendresses...
Gav: That cinches it. Next time I come here, I'm only tipping her a dollar per drink!!