[[Suzy Gee holds an empty box (the Schrödinger box) in her hands.]]
King Luca: You see, Suzy, it's an Agnostica tradition to prominently display a box with unknown contents.
Suzy Gee: Well, that's kinda like Christmas! When do you open it?
King Luca: You don't.
Suzy Gee: What a CRAPPY Christmas!

[[King Luca, a bit displeased, folds his arms. Suzy Gee puts the box away.]]
King Luca: Well, it's only ONE of many traditions.
Suzy Gee: Hm? There are others?

[[Suzy Gee sits at a table, King Luca stands behind her.]]
King Luca: Of course! There's the Random Bag of Fun, the fixing of non-secular traditions, and uh ... the ritual naked jello wrestling ...

Suzy Gee [[pointing at King Luca, smiling]]: You made that last one up!
King Luca [[also smiling]]: So? It's MY holiday. I made them ALL up!

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