[[King Luca sits in an armchair, Suzy Gee lies in his lap.]]
Suzy Gee: I don't know, King Luca! This Agnostica doesn't sound as fun as Christmas.

King Luca: I mentioned the Random Bag, right? And that it's "of Fun"?
Suzy Gee: I mean, Christmas has candy canes and Whoville and Santa! What have YOU got?
King Luca: Well, Heisenberg was fat, old and wore an ugly suit.

[[One-panel flashback to Suzy Gee's childhood. Suzy Gee stands joyfully in front of a Christmas tree and a pile of presents.]]
Suzy Gee [[from the off]]:"When I was a kid, Christmas ROCKED! Who could be happier that a kid on Christmas?"

Suzy Gee: I want my kids to be that happy too, one day.
King Luca: Did I mention the holiday Tang-nog? It -- oh, wait, that's not really for kids.