Wednesday, May 14, 2003
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
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[[While waiting for Suzy to get ready, Gav glances at a book whose title seems to be "Men are from Earth".]]
Suzy Gee: Okay, now I want to show you the pink top. You've seen it before, but that was fifteen pounds ago.
Gav: What is wrong with you, Gee? You're being such a Cathy!
Suzy Gee: Hel-LO! Monster hips... Two protruding fat sacs... Colored crap all over my face! I AM a GIRL, you know!
Gav: Prove it. Take off all your clothes.
Suzy Gee: Good idea. Be right back.
Gav: Point being, you're a scientist, too. You should be above all this illogical girl stuff.
Suzy Gee: Now tell me, am I stupid for buying this outfit, or do I just really look this hideous!?
Gav: Danger! Logic circuits failing!