[[Gav examines Suzy Gee's shoe.]]
Gav: Why would you wear this torture device? Its only function is to concentrate all your body weight into squeezing your toes into a singularity.

[[He sketches out an engineering diagram of the shoe.]]
Gav: Actually, it's an impressive bit of engineering. You'd be hard pressed as your pinky toe to design a more efficient foot crusher without an external power source.

Suzy: Yes yes... Woman's [sic] shoes are stupid. Funny, ha.
Gav: No, seriously! I challenge you to cause a greater pain using only your own body weight.

[[A shoe smacks Gav in the face.]]
Gav: Ah, but see, I was right! You had to use the shoe!