Gav: Now, what if I'd been all, like, "WhatEVER!"
Jeannie: Ooo, that would indicate you "fancy" her.

Gav: And if I'd been all, "As IF!"
Jeannie: Was a vex cast on you, baby, 'cuz you seem "bewitched!"

Gav: "C'ha?"
Jeannie: Um, "Fondly amative infatuation leading, inevitably, to ardent uxoriousness."

Gav: Word-of-the-day calendar?
Jeannie: Someone left a pocket thesaurus here last night.