Suzy Gee: Okay, I'm ready! Let's go!
Gav: What? Really? I'm only up to the "C's."
[[Gav is reading "Webster's Unabridged Dictionary"]]

[[Gav leaps from his seat in excitement.]]
Gav: This is great! We might actually get to the club in time to get a seat at the bar!
Suzy: Just a sec... I just want to use the little girl's room before we leave.

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[[Gav reads from the dictionary.]]
"Credulous - [phonetic symbols]" Hey! Look whose picture!