Friday, June 20, 2003
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 2003 Darren Bleuel
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[[Traffic moving along the Bay Bridge]]
Suzy Gee: You know Gav, "Sabrina" seems an awfully conventional name for your car.
Gav: She didn't go for "Gavmotron 7000" okay?
[[From inside Gav's car. Gav is facing forward. Suzy is looking over at him.]]
Gav: Look, you can manipulate the lives around you as much as you want, but some things just end up naming themselves.
Suzy Gee: Like YOU?
[[Gav's car from the outside]]
Gav: What do you mean?
Suzy Gee: Well "Gav" isn't REALLY a name, is it? I always figured it was short for "Gavin," but that's not what it says on your transcripts.
[[From the back seat of Gav's car. Gav is now looking over at Suzy.]]
Gav: Yes, well... Hey what are you doing with MY transcripts?!
Suzy Gee: I know a big, tough, evil "mad scientist" in this car who failed a POETRY CLASS junior year!!