Jesus: Hidey ho, new and continuing Cal students! I'm Jesus Christ, Devourer of Souls, here to bring you up to date on the goings on of Nukees!

Jesus: First, what is a "Nukee" anyway? "Nuke E" is short for NUKElear Engineer, of course. Despite what we learn from road signs, Berkeley is replete with these tortured souls.

Jesus: You'll find that the life of a Nukee is just like yours or mine -- filled with lessons, loves, libations, and giant robot ants.

Jesus: Of course, we all remember MY ant, well documented in the First Epistle of Paul to the Libelous Neighbors. But that's another story! "Toon" in Friday to Meet the Nukees Cast!