COMIC TRANSCRIPTION:
FOUR YEARS OF NUKEES: A two-week< strike> day retrospectacle. Spring '97: All unanimously agree that the best strip ever is #5, predicting "migrant engineering labor" in 2001. Thus, Nukees reaches its peak in its second week and begins its downhill decline. Employer: Okay, I need two Ph.D's and a master's of science for one day of Fortran coding!
Fall '97: Gav invents a "virtual pet," Teri, which gets lost on the Internet, threatening the destruction of civilization. Yes, THAT tired old plotline.... Teri: "Anything is better than living in a calculator."
Spring '98: Danny invents a 20-ton robot ant, which Gav promptly steals, thus setting the comfortable, wacky rut in which all subsequent strips would languish. Suzy Gee: Maybe Danny could help you. Gav: That layabout? Get serious, Suzy!
Ma'at: Fall '98: Teri takes over the ant and attacks Gav. Hilarity ensues. Who didn't see THAT coming? Jesus Darren: Do we have a PROBLEM wi-- Ma'at: ... with my residuals? Glad you brought it up! Jesus Darren: Nevermind. Carry on.
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